April Fools Day!

In my childhood days, my brother, Jim, who tormented me from the day I was born, spent the day telling me stuff that I, like a fool, believed like Albania had declared War on the world and they would soon be invading Charleston coming down the river!  But if I told anyone they would take me away!  And that was tame for his April l Fools stories!

But before dawn on April 2 I would sneak into his bedroom and announce, for only his ears: "April Fool's is already past; you're the biggest fool at last!"